Gift Guide: Extremely 2020 holiday ornaments
Santa Claus is coming to town—in a mask.
The end of a year is a natural time for reflection, and 2020 has been a most unusual year, with plenty of grief and frustration. More than 235,000 Americans have died from COVID-19, and the unemployment rate neared 15% this year.
Yet for those of us privileged enough to survive with our health and loved ones intact, we’ll look back on the toilet paper supply-chain issues and our time spent picking out the right mask pattern with a little laughter. To commemorate surviving 2020—something that everyone should celebrate—we’ve picked out a few ornaments that seem quite fitting for these times.
Hand sanitizer, $14.95
Nothing says the holidays like a little sparkle—and safety.
Dr. Fauci, $17.99
He may not be putting toys under your tree, but if guidelines on evolving science are on your list, he’s got you covered.
Dumpster fire, $20
There’s nothing more to say here.
Toilet paper, $14.94
The only thing to do after surviving the toilet paper crisis of 2020 is to remember it every single year.
Social distancing, $19+
Silent nights should be a little easier this holiday season since it’s best practice to stay away.
Virtual school, $17
Pairs nicely with a bottle of wine. Or three.
Masks, $21.99
You better not pout; you better not cry. You better mask up; I’m telling you why: Santa Claus is coming to town, and he’s in a high-risk age group.
